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barnesandpunks:

the israeli president posted this on facebook with the caption ‘someone call security’ I just

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barnesandpunks:

the israeli president posted this on facebook with the caption ‘someone call security’ I just

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reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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wintersoldeirs:

‘one more chapter’ i say as my eye twitches with sleep deprivation. the sun is beginning to rise. birds are chirping. all my regrets hit me at once.

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